
Just came across an article from Time magazine encouraging parents to avoid feeding their children unhealthy “kid foods.” With each food to avoid, they suggest a replacement. One of their recommendations? Kid Cuisine.

Are you kidding me?
Drink wine. This is life eternal. This is all that youth will give you. It is the season for wine, roses and drunken friends. Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.Omar Khayyám (But the real credit goes to Sam, who should probably have a Tumblr.)

These photographs of albatross chicks were made just a few weeks ago on Midway Atoll, a tiny stretch of sand and coral near the middle of the North Pacific. The nesting babies are fed bellies-full of plastic by their parents, who soar out over the vast polluted ocean collecting what looks to them like food to bring back to their young. On this diet of human trash, every year tens of thousands of albatross chicks die on Midway from starvation, toxicity, and choking.
To document this phenomenon as faithfully as possible, not a single piece of plastic in any of these photographs was moved, placed, manipulated, arranged, or altered in any way. These images depict the actual stomach contents of baby birds in one of the world’s most remote marine sanctuaries, more than 2000 miles from the nearest continent.
The flower that follows the sun does so even in cloudy days.- Robert Leighton
Lady: This is the best knife I own.
Frank: Oh, alright. If that's the best you have.. alright. Now, pretend that this shoe is an un-boned chicken. And you're gonna cook it tonight, make a tasty dinner, and it's gonna smell all through the house like cooked chicken.
Lady: Actually, I'm vegan.
Frank: Okay, then pretend this shoe is whatever you people eat. Maybe it is a shoe.